Brendonism

People that touch children in an unusual manner.

Are you involved with brendonism.

by What cunt February 28, 2017

Brendon

a sigma male

sigma's rise up

*Guy walks by menacingly*
Other guy: "Wow that guys such a Brendon.. I wish I was a Brendon."

by dodo birds are cool November 10, 2021

Brendoned

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'

"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"

by brindlecunny August 14, 2019

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021

Brendon Urie

Lead singer of Panic! At The Disco. Old music was good, but the new music is pretty bad.

Brendon Urie? Pfft... more like Brendon Urine

by KAYLABLACKWHORE May 24, 2022

Brendon

A REAL NIGGA, DRIPS HARD, SMELLS NICE AND WIL FUCK A NIGGA BITCH

Damnnnnnn he a Brendon

by Young fly B November 23, 2021

brendon

brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15

Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot

Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out

Girl: do it youll be the luckiest

by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019