a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.
by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025
Get the brendanmug. Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
by CUT-MY-EARS-OFF-&-CALL-ME-CHOP May 14, 2019
Get the BRENDANmug. He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
by HypersMyth August 15, 2018
Get the Brendanmug. by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022
Get the brendanmug. Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.
by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021
Get the Brendan Hmug. by Big long slong July 25, 2019
Get the Brendanmug. The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs
by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024
Get the Brendanmug.