Convo-Breaker

The term given to a person who is very hard to keep up a conversation with. Usually ending all possible conversations with a one-word dead end.

Person 1 - So i heard you went to some crazy party last night, tell me about it! Did anything interesting happen?

Person 2 - Nope....

Person 1 - You're such a Convo-Breaker you know that?

by Pearcinator June 21, 2009

Boner Breaker 9000

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

Stinky Breakfast

The act of giving someone a rim job during morning sex. Also known as "brown breakfast".

Man Jacki was so frisky this morning, she helped herself to a stinky breakfast.

by Rita_Poon April 17, 2013

Mani-break

Similar to a mini break where you take your partner away somewhere nice; a mani-break is where you substitute your partner for your mate Gary and somewhere nice for a cheap air BnB on Exmoor, a boot full of booze and reruns of Match of the Day in order to get out of the house.

"48 cans of Kestrel and a copy of Cool Runnings on DVD, that'll be £28.99, enjoy your mani-break."

by Jonboy90210 November 3, 2021

shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?

by marinaras September 10, 2016

Taste {her} Breakfast.

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021

Breaking Necks

When you're so hot that people break their necks when they try to look back at you.

I'm so fine, I got people breaking necks when I walk out on the street.

by cbeezi June 23, 2009