Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.
by Hana26 August 17, 2017
Get the Clown for breakfastmug. A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010
Get the Farmer's Breakfastmug. by frankie fester April 8, 2006
Get the dog's breakfastmug. Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007
Get the Salty Breakfastmug. by Han4321 March 19, 2008
Get the breakfast BJmug. A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!
by 3008 June 16, 2011
Get the Baboon Breakfastmug. by Peter July 9, 2005
Get the breakfast of championsmug.