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Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked
Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!
by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023
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bonk

sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.
i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.
by snuffybun January 31, 2020
mugGet the bonkmug.

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
mugGet the Bottle Bonkingmug.

Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018
mugGet the Bonkmug.

bonk

The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.
by CBa08 July 28, 2021
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Bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021
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Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.
"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"
by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021
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