A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked
by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023

by snuffybun January 31, 2020

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.
by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021
