Boned

The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.

"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"

by thehankinator November 6, 2011

boneing

when u guys puts his penis in a gurls vagin and she screams

i want to bane u so bad!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Boned

Screwed, in trouble, if faced against impossible odds, your 'boned' Not to be confused with boner.

Bender: ( A huge army is approching ) "Me Thinks we be boned"

by Snoodybob October 12, 2009

Bone

a domino

"You up for a game of bones?"

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

Bone

money

person 1: how much ya got?
person 2: bout 50 bones

by joe November 9, 2003

on the bone

1.A chick that has an eating disorder.
1a.Or is on the verge of having a eating disorder.
2.The act of shafting a girl. Usually used when talking to your friends about the experience.

1."Steve, your salad eating bitch is starting to look a bit on the bone! You should start feeding her raggity ass!
2.I had that fat-ass girl on the bone, and the silly bitch ragged all over me.

by Cowan Anthony December 29, 2007

Bone

what u wake up with in the morning, every morning...your morning glory

"i wake up with a new bone every morning"

by o'doyle February 16, 2004