Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006

back door bandit

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

by James Taylor November 6, 2003

Mexican Bandit

It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.

Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.

by anonisaur August 30, 2010

Bellicose Bandits

n. An unruly, "anonymous" group of dry ice bomb making, djarum blacks smoking, beer drinking, bad asses.

v. The word Bellicose can be substituted for any other verb.

The Bellicose Bandits bellicosed that hoe.

by SunsetBlush March 4, 2008

phanny bandit

one who is always after the good ol' fashion pancake booty.

Damn bro you are a phanny bandit for liking that flat assed bitch.

by bigdaddygoblin June 16, 2008

Clam Bandit

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012