The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."
You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.
by DJChameleon January 4, 2011
Get the Karaoke Blue Ballsmug. when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score
-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!
-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
by imaraiderfan February 19, 2010
Get the blue ballsmug. The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
Get the Blue Ballsmug. IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -
AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
Get the BLUE BALLSmug. When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.
Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
Get the Conversation Blue Ballsmug. When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.
You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.
Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.
You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.
Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.
You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.
by maarryytt March 17, 2008
Get the Youtube Blue Ballsmug. What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
by Studpuffin March 23, 2011
Get the Terminal Blue Ballsmug.