Fuck Blocker

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.

1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."

by OSTBearBnT November 12, 2021

diver's block

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

by Brule July 10, 2010

Chinese Tank Block

When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.

Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.

by bigassyo August 24, 2014

blessing a block

Doing a burn out in someone’s hood

someone fr just blessed my block. Aye I’m blessing a block down the street from the homies house.

by Chri$tian Gate$ August 11, 2019

Cock Block Party

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.

Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.

by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010

jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015