turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008

s-blog

It is a blog that is small and just lists significant things like dieing and doing it and stuff.

"Dude, your blog is short"
"Yeah its a S-blog idiot"

by YYAPYYAP March 31, 2008

water blog

one of the most refreshing types of blogs you'll ever see. they're like a dark version of a pale blog but cooler. it's about sadness life and fasion and shit.

"i saw this really nice water blog yesterday. i raped the fuck out of that archive my nigga burrr"

by underneath_ May 15, 2013

Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).

This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.

by Tankai July 1, 2014

Fuck Blog

An online journal that is written about sexual affairs with others.
A fuck blog may include entries on how to seduce (see pick up), entries on who you had intercourse with, and ones that describe the intimate details of your own sexual adventures.

Rooshv is a fuck blog, point blank.

Person1: Hey babe, I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me. I will wine and dine you!
Person2: Ummm, not really - because I saw your fuck blog, I'm hesitant on going anywhere with you.

by nothere24 June 13, 2016

Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011