Bernie

An absolute retard who is sitting next to me

Reeetaded! Bernie stop sucking!!

by SquidbirdEatsAll December 6, 2019

Bernie

Bernie is the best man you ever met even though he was a pimp a while ago he’s cleaned up his act you should always date a Bernie.

You should date that total Bernie over there!

by Jeksnana December 6, 2019

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019

bernie brownies

Basically jus pot brownies. Named after Bernie sanders plan to legalize marijuana

Friend: have any grass ?

Me: just Bernie brownies in the freezer

by Skucke November 11, 2020

Bernie

That one scary auntie everyone has, you better be prepared to hide when auntie Bernie is coming to visit.
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"

Oh no hide in the bathroom quick auntie Bernie is coming over!!

by Bernie fan August 22, 2020

Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.

Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!

by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020