You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus August 01, 2024
A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer
"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"
by frostyviking January 22, 2018
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
by brunorc September 19, 2023
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A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.
Simply put it all in, and spin.
Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?
Doc says I got torsion again.
How’d it go?
Doc says I got torsion again.
by GooseA7 May 17, 2025
by Big dick dave August 31, 2013
I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.
by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025