bathroom bonanza

Spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. This is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.

Last night, I had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. I hid out in there for an hour - showering, and getting ready for bed myself although I stayed up for hours afterward. I painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing BBM time. Maybe now she's thinking the same thing I am... BITCH SHOULD'VE CLEANED.

by snolan April 8, 2011

Bathroom guppies

When you look down after jerkin it on the toilet and see them swimming around.

Hey mom! Wanna see my bathroom guppies!

by IHaveNeverJerkedItOnTheToilet August 17, 2018

School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.

Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

bathroom backlash

When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.

Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.

Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.

by yowas August 4, 2009