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Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.
Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob
by WaLrUs. October 24, 2008
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crotch basket

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010
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Barf Basket

To have a barf basket one must hold a basket of barf or excreted material in their vagina/vagina's for long periods of time. When said material (barf) stays in the vaginal area for a period of time it creates barfies. Barfies are crazy little aliens that primarily reside in the Colorado area.
by Barf basket #1 November 19, 2013
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turd basket

move! I need to get to the turd basket!
by memecp June 5, 2020
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British Basketball

When two dudes stand exactly 10 feet apart from each other and masturbate, whoever can catch the most semen in their mouth wins
“Hey what did you do last night?”
“Oh me and Jerry played British Basketball together, it was a close game but he won”
by Long Tits McGinty November 13, 2020
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filled the basket

1. When a couple trying to make a baby successfully becomes pregnant. See egg hunt
Chris: Jeanna and I have been egg hunting for weeks, but I think I finally filled the basket!
Matt: Happy Easter!
by Murtle January 25, 2008
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Henry Wong Basketball

When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.

Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.
Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!
by twatari September 29, 2009
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