Playground banter

Flirting whilst abusing someone

I wasn’t abusing you, I was just flirting. It’s called playground banter.

Your fit.

by Playground banter March 2, 2020

Jimmy Banter

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!

Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!

by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014

Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.

“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”

by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020

banter with Miezi

when a woman is turned on so bad by her partner her breath burns off his sideburns kissing his cheek

what happened to the left half of your facial hair?
I don't know, i had a banter with Miezi, next thing i know, i smell smoke on my face.

by Krkič April 3, 2020

Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.

Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!

by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010

Charlie Banter

When in a light-hearted conversation, banter is necessary. Charlie banter is the process of a very unwitty, serious comeback to the other party's statement.

'Haha yeah, but you're a Tarquin'.

'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.

'CHARLIE BANTER!'

by Lhasa91 December 5, 2012

Banter Fish

A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.

Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.

I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*

by Obscure definitions August 14, 2018