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Apple

APPLE
by CCT123 December 13, 2012
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Apple

1. A red fruit that grows on trees

2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.
Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple! It never crashes!
Person B: What games do you have on it?
Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*
by shiznannigan December 26, 2003
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Apples

Duude, my friends and i smoked like 5 apples last night
by funymonkeyX May 24, 2011
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Apple Apple Apple

Phrase used to lighten the moment, such as to add humor to anything said. Usually used by a group of people who are awesome.
That girl over there she is a fat cow....apple apple apple
by Mcfrue April 15, 2010
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Apple

A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.
Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!!

Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.
by hello everybody im Nappa May 19, 2013
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Apple

a fruit that is made by a tree.(that makes apples.)
Why dont people just say the definition of a apple is a fruit like i wanted?
by lunaneo1007 June 15, 2011
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apple

A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.
by TheBaconMANIAC July 7, 2016
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