1. First fruit you think of when hearing the word ''fruit''.
2. A company selling people with too low self esteem and too much money i-products to give them the access to the i-community, which consists of folks feeling superior to everyone who doesn't want to waste his money.
2. A company selling people with too low self esteem and too much money i-products to give them the access to the i-community, which consists of folks feeling superior to everyone who doesn't want to waste his money.
1.To make people not always thinking about this newschool company apple I write the oldschool fruit ''æpple''.
2.He wanted to commit suicide, but then he bought himself a i-Phone and now hes respected by everyone.
2.He wanted to commit suicide, but then he bought himself a i-Phone and now hes respected by everyone.
by Wrich April 06, 2013
I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.
by Krkič March 13, 2020
1. A red fruit that grows on trees
2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.
2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.
Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple! It never crashes!
Person B: What games do you have on it?
Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*
Person B: What games do you have on it?
Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*
by shiznannigan December 26, 2003
by funymonkeyX May 01, 2011
Phrase used to lighten the moment, such as to add humor to anything said. Usually used by a group of people who are awesome.
by Mcfrue April 15, 2010
A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.
Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!!
Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.
Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.
by hello everybody im Nappa May 20, 2013
by lunaneo1007 June 15, 2011