androidtard

someone who systematically hates on apple without proof. they are trolls, and they can never come up with valid reasons to prove their point. the androidtard is so ignorant, they just hate on apple like they are a robot who is preprogrammed to use prewritten responses generated by their own type which was a mistake of the development of earth

me - the iphone 16 pro was an exciting release
androidtard - it was a brick because it doesnt have a green or brown logic board
me - bruh what is that logic, a black logic board is so much better as its faster and more accurate than that
androidtard - i even prefer micro usb its better cuz it is cheap and teaches tolerance
me - ?ban noappeal androidtard absolute troll get a life

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 22, 2025

Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.

Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."

by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025

android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad

That person has android ap.

by anroid November 9, 2025

Android

An operating system owned by Google LLC built on some version of the Linux kernel for smartphones and tablets which powers almost every smartphone and tablet other than Apple Inc.'s which iOS users say poor people use even though Android is the most used operating system globally and most Android smartphones, particularly those manufactured by Samsung Electronics cost more than iPhones.

iOS user: You use Android?
Android user: You use iOS?

by f5f5ka_6YW7 December 17, 2025

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018

dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019

Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024