Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet
by August 29, 2021
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Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
by g292922 January 25, 2022
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Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.
Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch
by fthfhbbtf June 08, 2025
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Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .
Alfie lord is such a beast
by The beast 174 November 23, 2021
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Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top
by randomrndm January 13, 2025
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Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič
Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič
by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024
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ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo
by alfredsrad August 13, 2008
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