luckiest man alive

Ella’s boyfriend

Wow your Ella’s bf! Your the luckiest man alive!

by Ilysm..........! February 11, 2021

The sexiest man alive

A description, usually given to Boris Johnson, referring to the triumphing sexiness of a man.

Boris Johnson is the sexiest man alive

by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 22, 2021

The funniest man alive

Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham is the funniest man alive

by Beatrizzx January 12, 2022

Joshua The Person Who Is Alive

This is useless and congrats u wasted ur time to just get off of this. Just kidding I have a joke 4 u.
What has two legs?

A: How am I supposed to know

Joshua The Person Who Is Alive is alive

by lkfshklfiojqinc November 8, 2020

Why am I alive

When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

by aestheticjl October 21, 2019

It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

by guaymas February 14, 2012

you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 25, 2017