Alan Colmes

1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.

2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.

Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.

by Scandar April 20, 2006

Alan Shearer

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

by ReggyF September 6, 2008

Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.

1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."

by Alan G July 23, 2008

Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

Alan Cross

Ths biggest music nerd in all of Canada (maybe the world). His show ,The On-Going History Of New Music, is aired on almost every rock radio station in Canada. He can also play the drums and has published a few books.

The On-Going History Of New Music with Alan Cross is the best radio show ever!!!!!!!!!

by SDMALO December 13, 2006

Alan Greenspam

The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.

Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.

by QuacksO February 16, 2017

Alan Gage

(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever

Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!

by Buddy S :) October 15, 2010