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Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.
Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!
by -BS#4 October 15, 2008
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Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.
That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.
by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
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Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "
I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.
by ttjasi November 9, 2013
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Johnny Nastypants

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.
Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.
by zedebsky June 15, 2004
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The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it
"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny
by skxeptikz January 11, 2021
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Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.
Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.
by fancy spatula March 21, 2009
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pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed
Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.
by johnyylol March 8, 2023
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