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Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.
Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!
by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay
by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.
by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
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hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is
"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition
by frodo the great January 11, 2009
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