Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.

Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.

by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017

darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.

Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.

by Chaitan February 22, 2023

darwin kush

A type of marijuana grown in vermont. Has the pot-tential to put you in an imaginative state.

Pass the jar of Darwin Kush..light da damn Darwin Kush already!

by marijuana, pot, weed, ganga October 18, 2015

Darwin

macOS is jealous

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Darwin

Likes the taste of blood. Gets excited when seeing the red liquid and gets hasty to try it out and see how it tastes. A true adventurer and exotic blood taster.

"I go Darwin when I see that she has her period "
"Damn bro, did you seriously Darwin when you saw her bleed?"
"I faint when I see blood, but he Darwins the moment he sees it"

by fishingtomorrow December 9, 2014

Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life

usually wears:
ralph lauren striped polo
tns
and thats it

great person and motivates many people each day

woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo

by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 25, 2019