Cats

Cats- Referring to a group of males.

"I'm not to blame, for the pain , that was caused by previous cats " - Musiq

by Cody June 18, 2004

Cats

A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.

Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?

by That Depends; Who Are You? September 5, 2009

a cat

someone who makes plans but never falls through with them OR a person who is not chill or "cannot hang" 😤

Sara's cool over snap, but i heard she's a cat.

by lizy pix July 2, 2017

cat

some one who is a cat is a flake and always bails much like a stray cat does when you aproach it

bro alex is such a cat he never shows
alex hella catted on us last night

by glassbluntz July 11, 2010

Cat

An evil force that lies under a gorgeous and cute body. Whilst we think we are the superior species of the world little do we know that the cats are playing with us like we are putty. One day will strike and take over the world.

A. Is your cat umm sleeping on your gun
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.

by Yo I am an owl December 3, 2016

Cat

A small furry mammal that meows and likes sleeping.

The cat took a nap on the windowsill, looking outside onto a foggy forest on a rainy day.

by Piper the Cat March 4, 2013

Cats

The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛

For the first time in world history, cats are now in more homes than dogs.

by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022