happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

butcher them

Is one of the best female's on xbox, she runs you

I'm sorry Butcher Them

by butcherthem October 6, 2023

Butchers Binoculars

When you put your testicles on someones eyes.

"I gave her the butchers binoculars last night."

by hekle February 13, 2023

tegan butcher

the love of anyones life. such a pookie bear. will make you so wet

"fuck i need a tegan butcher in my life, she makes me a waterfall"

by tegz69 October 25, 2023

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015