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Get the Raymond Ramirez mug.Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
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Get the Raymond Wu mug.Raymond... Such a great person. At first when you meet him he might be awkward and apear a bit rude but once he trusts you its like no one else in the world matters around you. He will steal your heart with a look and a smile. Hes afraid to show his feelings and his true self. He calls himself ugly but he doesnt know how cute he is and that his looks dont matter but his enjoyable and funny personality. You get nervous around him and then you dont want him to leave. Once he trusts you he might only care about you and make space for you. He will leave his friends to sit next to you at lunch. And he might even give you some of his McNuggets. And he will ask for you advice and for your help in assigments or things he's not confident enough to do on his own. And he defenetly has the prettiest eye's and dark black hair.
Raymond:"Hi girl 1" (he sits down next to girl 1)
girl 1: "hi Raymond"
Raymond:"hey by the way can you help me in class"(he smiles)
girl1:"sure!"(gets butterflies)
girl 1's thought's:"such beautifull eyes and his smile"
girl 1: "hi Raymond"
Raymond:"hey by the way can you help me in class"(he smiles)
girl1:"sure!"(gets butterflies)
girl 1's thought's:"such beautifull eyes and his smile"
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