What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
by QuacksO June 12, 2018

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.
As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"
by von groovy August 19, 2024

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.
Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.
Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.
by Super Saiyazard April 18, 2024

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody
by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 24, 2022
