Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.

Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.

by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017

Darwin Núñez

The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.

Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game

by DaddyTiger69 May 31, 2024

darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution

Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.

by thedudefromthetown August 19, 2015

Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin

macOS is jealous

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.

Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.

by itsalyssa_j November 21, 2023