Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin

amazing person; chief yassifier; good at drawing; smart; nice to everyone; role model; Mr. Win; W man

"Did you see the game last night?"

- "No, I was too busy watching Darwin yassify Killua from HxH. It was a really great experience, you shoulda been there."

by Boutine January 9, 2022

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

Darwin

Darwin worst person you’ll meet. He's a disrespectful fuck boy who will break your heart. He will expose you and treat you like trash. Don't like a darwin. They suck. He will think he is so cool and bad ass but don’t believe him. He will pay you like a video game.

Person 1: ugh i hate darwin
Person 2: oh yeah me too, fuck him

by Donttrymedarwin July 4, 2020

Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.

"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"

by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024