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Zoey

An amazing girl super pretty , kind until you mfs make her a demon, super mommy material, thicc, and ofc a virgo <3
Boy 1: Oh it's Zoey
Boy 2: Shawty kinda thiccc-
Girl: Ima go grope her and grab her <3
by Urbanplex July 1, 2022
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You will always know she loves you but will kick you. She likes being alone and likes rollercoasters. Zoey is a beautiful girl who can be aggressive and nice. Don't get on her bad side or try to hurt her, she will surely punch you in the face.
Zoey kneed me in the butt with love.
by AMR(E) August 2, 2020
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zoey; meaning life. zoey is an amazing person. she's smart, absolutely stunning, and a great friend. she has an inviting aura and loves to give advice. zoey has many great qualities but sometimes shes a bitch, and i mean like a BITCHHHH, but besides that shes pretty cool. her dislikes are clingy people and pepsi! she likes cats and being with her friends. having zoey as a girlfriend could be a struggle because she has major commitment issues but once you let her know how much you care for her shes all in. zoeys are very attractive maybe because theyre very personable and down to earth. zoeys are spectacular people and you should bow at their feet.
person: wow whos that shes so cool.
other person: yeah i know, thats zoey.
by usuckmyballs November 21, 2021
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A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021
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by L4D2DAWIJR December 24, 2021
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the beautiful, witty, funny and popular kid you can't help but want to be near all the time. loved by many, a total hottie and also a cutie, definitely the queen of duality.
..person 1: i want to be that person's friend
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
by gyuwaffles June 10, 2020
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She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
Zoey got a text from jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
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