yuppie birthday party

An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.

It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!

by gethyper January 19, 2007

white yuppie girl

def 1.) a girl that wont send nudes until your married, can be any race (white, mixed, latino)
cannot be black tho, she also wont let you hit that until marriage sorry man

def 2.) a girl that is stuck up, and does not shave down there :( ALL NATURAL

def 1.) fetty- yo tim you still dating lydia?
tim- nah dawg i figured out shes a white yuppie girl
phil- what a shame

def 2.) fetty- tim what about talia?
tim- nah she didnt shave down there

phil- ouch

by fetty and tim and phil October 12, 2016

Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum

A term in which you want stupid fucktard yuppies to Drop Dead.

Person: Faggot! Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum!
Yuppie: I'm wearing Gucci shoes, don't get to close!

by xxxYEAHxxx August 30, 2010

a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

by matt November 15, 2004

when puppies r yuppies

When a person that is not properly knowledgeable is placed in a responsible position

Ooh, what doggy doos have to be dodged when puppies r yuppies.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Yuppie buzz

A term to describe the effects of imbibing both marijuana and caffeine at the same time.

You go on ahead, I want to get a yuppie buzz before your folks get here.

by woolfgunphotobooth February 12, 2022

Yuppie

Literally (y)oung (u)rban (p)rofessionals, but usually refers to recent college graduates from middle- to upper-class strata grappling with the experiences of beginning to climb the career ladder and trying to date or get laid in the little time they aren't working. General attributes include: making more money than they know what to do with, attempting to find a work-life balance by buying expensive gym memberships and equipment to begin hobbies that will later be abandoned, getting a dog, completing apartments with Ikea furniture, using dating apps where they post pictures of themselves with their dogs (and proclaim they are interested in others' dogs), having pictures taken of themselves on hikes and other routine outdoor activities, discussing experiences of adulting, starting to do yoga, going to happy hours, drinking fancy lates in the morning, and traveling to europe to take cliche photos of themselves next to famous monuments.

"Man, buying that expensive new pasta maker was such a yuppie thing to do."
"What do yuppies like me do with their time anyways?"

by funnyjack August 21, 2018