verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."
Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"
Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"
Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023

by 1dasdw September 22, 2021

Xander is the most self observed person. Xander is a very narcissistic person, someone you wouldn’t want to introduce into your life. He is manipulative in every way possible, ways you wouldn’t think. Stay away from him. He also blames him unresolved problems on others.
by magicmike6969420420 June 29, 2022

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
by someone named xander December 13, 2019
