Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023
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xander

A very charming and elegant person. Particularly suited for people with the name Audrey or Ashton.
Hey, did you see that Xander over there?

Yeah, I heard he's Audrey's husband!
by 1dasdw September 22, 2021
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xandering

To be good with ladies
Stop xandering her
by Dinogrrrl June 5, 2017
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xander

Xander is the most self observed person. Xander is a very narcissistic person, someone you wouldn’t want to introduce into your life. He is manipulative in every way possible, ways you wouldn’t think. Stay away from him. He also blames him unresolved problems on others.
Do you know Xander? “Oh god, the biggest cunt”.
by magicmike6969420420 June 29, 2022
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Xander

Xander is amazing and fit
I saw Xander today
by Fern.xx December 6, 2020
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Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
WOW!! he is a real Xander
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019
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Xander

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
by someone named xander December 13, 2019
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