When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
by FiringShotsAgressively December 27, 2015
by slappybullworm January 31, 2025
by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 07, 2025
Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
by Pudknocker March 18, 2016
When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
by The cocks July 19, 2022
When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.
by A scared man November 26, 2023
A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 04, 2022