Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

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Chinless Wonders

A phrase popularised by Kim Woodburn in Celebrity Big Brother 19 after she used it to describe some of her fellow housemates who blindly follow Nicola McLean

Kim Woodburn: They're all a bunch of chinless wonders

by RockyG101 February 3, 2017

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wonder-bed

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020

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Wonder Woman

A big ass nasty camel-toe in the shape of the "Wonder Woman" symbol. (a 'W')

Tristan: "Damn, look at her camel-toe.
Chelsi: "Yeah, now there's a Wonder Woman for ya!"

by JizzOnMePlz November 20, 2011

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The Wonder Woman is a true form of art. It takes time and skill to master it. It's when a guy jizzes on a girls boobs in the shape of a W (preferably while she is awake, but it can also be fun if she is asleep) and on the wet cum you sprinkle glitter or food crumbs. When you are finished there should be a clear W on your chick's rack. Eating or licking the art is optional. The creation will typically last 1-2 days. Always ask the lucky lady if she wants food or glitter, because some women find the glitter itchy. GOOD LUCK

Charlie: Sup Dee Dee how was your night?

Dee Dee: Amazing. My boyfriend ripped my shirt off and squirted me in the shape of a W. He took the glitter and sprinkled it all over my chest. For some additional zest he poured on some Old Bay.

Charlie: Dee Dee I am so jealous! You just got WONDER WOMANED!!!!

by woner24/7 May 10, 2011

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