Winston Churchill

My favorite American president.

When I was asked to name an American president, I answered my favorite, Winston Churchill.

by forty2_ July 18, 2025

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

Winston

Nonchalant asf.

"You're so nonchalant bro."
"Did you just call me Winston?!"

by igobyazz1 July 1, 2024

Winston

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024