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Windiana Jones

Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
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Windham, CT

The capital of the county

where the kids are stupid

where they eat shit
also there’s hella lot of wanna be gangsters
Are you from Windham, CT ?
by Jadaus-Kayden May 2, 2025
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Windbathing

When a person, often a male, stands outside on a windy day in the nude to let his nuts catch a drift.
"I caught my friend windbathing in the middle of a street."
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Windham County, CT

Windham County, also referred to as the “quiet corner” of CT is a county where literally nothing happens.

The only times this county even gets brought up is when the occasional serial killer gets found hiding out in either Killingly or Plainfield.

Anything fun requires at least an hour drive in any direction from the county.

Fun Fact: Windham County is only county in New England who voted for Trump in both 2020 and 2024.
News Reporter: BREAKING NEWS: Serial Killer found hiding in plain sight in Windham County, CT?

Resident: That’s like the 5th one this month!
by bigdickdaniel420 October 31, 2025
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windjammer

Windjammers are commercial sailing ships characterized by multiple masts, with the term becoming popular during the 19th century as sailing transitioned to steam-powered vessels. Initially used pejoratively by steamship crews, the term has evolved to encompass various types of sailing ships, including passenger cruise ships.
"Hah! Look at that old windjammer over there!"
by DesolateAurora January 6, 2026
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Cumtucky windage.

The act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.
(Example 1) Fuck dude, I had to use Cumtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
Cumtucky windage saved the day.

(Example 2) Boy 1 I fucked up, The wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. No Cumtucky windage.

Boy 2 You should have used Cumtucky windage on that bitch.
by Random C April 4, 2009
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Dom Windass

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021
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