clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 2, 2014

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016

Noise it freak

When you tell someone to stop talking "noise it"When you want your girl to stop talking ie to shut up. Cause she on your back over some bullshit that's irrelevant

Becky- who's that girls that keeps calling your phone Ricky- noise it freak

by C_to_the_G_ January 7, 2017

background noise

background noise (BACK-ground noys) noun. The legitimate and ever-increasing inquiries and comments directed at US government officials in regards to their activities and questionable procedures.

George Senior: Son, what is happening with your second term? You only have a 28% approval rating.
Laura: He's been drinking again and his buddies are getting busted left and right.
The Twins: Daddy, you just need another crisis to fix then the people will stop questioning and doubting you.
George Junior: Who cares? As long as I can declare martial law it's all just background noise. Now, where is my copy of Mein Kampf?

by ol Neddy Ludd December 28, 2005

Mouth Noises

The purpose of talking is to communicate. Any noise that comes out of someones mouth that doesn't properly communicate thought is a mouth noise.

Wow, that presentation was horrible. He clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, all I heard was mouth noises

by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014

noise malfunction

When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing

I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss

by omar2928 November 11, 2009

pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.

"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."

by AmyT June 28, 2007