by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

by MOSTHATEDHAZE January 17, 2018

Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.
There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.
by The Exacerbater July 6, 2010

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!
by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Also known as “WSDMGC73,” a completely fabricated Crips street gang that exists only online—a clout-chasing ruse with zero real-world legitimacy.
Wi-Fi Gangster Crips claim Crip ties on Reddit and Instagram, but it’s all hashtags, emojis, and fantasy—no block irl, no street crew irl, no street cred irl.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

A fake or online “street gang” pretending to be Crips gang members with no real hood ties, turf, or recognition. They copy slang, tags, and culture from music videos and documentaries—it’s all clout, no credentials.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

When your very nice jewelry, your ice, has the capacity for Wi-Fi. Most commonly used for Apple/Google Watches, given that they are currently the only things that have this property; until a necklace one is made.
Friend 1: *Walks in with Google Watch with new band and casing*
Friend 2: Yo got the Google Watch? Lemme see!
Friend 1: *shows off*
Friend 2: Oh woah I didn't think you'd be walking in here zatty watch didn't know ice had wi-fi
Friend 1: Yeah, you like my Wi-Fice?
Friend 2: Yo got the Google Watch? Lemme see!
Friend 1: *shows off*
Friend 2: Oh woah I didn't think you'd be walking in here zatty watch didn't know ice had wi-fi
Friend 1: Yeah, you like my Wi-Fice?
by Knave_Relics December 17, 2022
