Patricia: Who had sex this week?
Lauren: I had sex 3 times.
Kayla: I had sex twice..
Patricia: Okay, so Lauren went to Rome this week!
Lauren: I had sex 3 times.
Kayla: I had sex twice..
Patricia: Okay, so Lauren went to Rome this week!
by ukma1 November 23, 2020
by ajjjjjjjjjjb July 24, 2024
by ajjjjjjjjjjb July 24, 2024
Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 15, 2020
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...
by isuukkk_kkk March 08, 2019
Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008
-Someone who is being A complete cunt for no reason.
-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.
-A Complete Cunt
-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.
-A Complete Cunt
by Really Smart Person April 21, 2020