Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.

Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.

by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018

douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

by Greg B! November 5, 2007

Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008

Tin Weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person

Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel

by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010

Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.

My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...

by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010

turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

by Fraser January 5, 2005

Weasel

A weasel is a furry little rodent, who tends to be cute and murder birds, like chicken: 2 in 1
Very agile and mobile creature, who can slip through tight spots and eat your eggs, if you aren't watching.

Weasel can also be a description for someone clever or menacing.

Some cartoon or game characters are weasels, where they have sly, slim, clever and sneaky behaviors and they have a nice smirk or a grin on their face. Unlike the real life counterparts, they usually don't eat eggs nor murder birds in cartoons though for some fucked up reason.

After 'someone' stole my eggs from the fridge I yelled out: "The weasel stole the eggs, what I just mugged from someone!"
When someone rips or pulls you off, you probably would think: "What a weasel!"

by Möszick April 19, 2013