Wasabi

Kinda special if ya kno what i mean. he's kinda seggsy tho ngl. U might simp for him but u might also bust something. he's a beast at the violin and specializes in beating u in overwatch. 5'2 soccer player. gets no girls.

ugh what a wasabi.

by Rohtak January 13, 2021

call a waaambulance

An expression used when someone is whining incessantly.

Call a waaambulance for that spoiled brat, or she'll need a real one before long.

by redhed311 May 3, 2005

King Wasabi

Derek

Derek is King Wasabi.

by Michiyeaaaaa March 2, 2018

wasabi cunt

1. a spicy vagina
2. bad annunciation of "whassup ya cunt?!"

"we got sushi earlier... then i went down on her, but she had wasabi cunt"

person 1: "whassup ya cunt?!"
person 2: "did he say wasabi cunt?"

by see jay pee January 15, 2010

wasabi

Unlike the Asian condiment, this form of wasabi has very little to do with that. Instead, it is a comeback used in a fashion like "suck my dick". When someone is just making you mad, all you do is just say "wasabi" which then just makes them stfu!

(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)

Sven: Hey Beth, I bet you like that "soy sauce"?

Beth: You know what jew, wasabi!!!

by definition fixer July 10, 2011

wasamafu

Short term for: "What in the fucking gods name is a matter fo0r you",.

"What in fucking gods name is a matter for you"wasamafu

by JoHo187 December 1, 2006

wasabi

(wa-sa-BEEEEE) greeting to a stranger to show you think they're hot, without having to say "i think you are hot."
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.

out at a bar with friends: "Wasabi, girl/boy"
getting ready to go out: "wasabi, girlfriend"

by sabine95 December 28, 2005