hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016

Wagon Day

Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.

"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"

by TheS0mniac April 20, 2021

cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

by tmurt April 2, 2009

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Grabbin wagon

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.

Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.

by sam__p August 30, 2018

weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.

Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!

by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014

Garbage Wagon

A full dress motorcycle, usually a Harley Davidson.

We weren't gonna let him ride with us on that Garbage Wagon!

by imalosersowhydontyoukillme April 13, 2009