by ooppy November 1, 2023
Get the Wifey materialmug. That friend that you have had for what feels like forever. The friend that is better than any ordinary friend and better than any lover could ever be. Who needs a wife or husband when you have a wifey?
person 1:So is that our best friend?
person 2:No idiot, That's my wifey for lifey!
person 1:Isnt that the lyrics from tha-*Gunshot*
person 2:Dont ask questions about it.
person 2:No idiot, That's my wifey for lifey!
person 1:Isnt that the lyrics from tha-*Gunshot*
person 2:Dont ask questions about it.
by demiahhhhh February 27, 2021
Get the Wifeymug. 
some sex workers and dancers have pimps. when there is more than one girl under the 'pimp, the girls are called 'wifey's amongst one another.
by ecstuhsee September 1, 2017
Get the wifeymug. Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.
Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(
by aki_ November 11, 2020
Get the The Wifey Councilmug. Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.
The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.
by imthejoe April 10, 2011
Get the The Wifey Effectmug. by George McCarthy April 12, 2020
Get the Wifeymug.