Weiner Nuggets 

When someone takes your dick, and fillets it with a hammer, then makes nuggets out of them.

Dude, this asshole told me to suck his dick, when he pulled down his pants, I made weiner nuggets out of it.

Weiner Nuggets by xXx1337xXx sm0k3n d4 b1un7z June 11, 2009

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

weiner dog by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

Weiner bandit  

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

Weiner bandit by tha J W January 27, 2009

Weiner pocket 

A weiner pocket is a pocket in which you insert your weiner into a girl's Coochie(Pussy, Cooter, Va-j-j; or also know as Jordan Boston).

-----> O
Sentence: Let me stick my weiner in your weiner pocket.
Sentence: Wow! That's a nice hot, sticky, tight, weiner pocket you have.

Weiner pocket by Chris Garn October 9, 2007

Weiner Chested 

When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple.

GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!!

Weiner Chested by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009

Weiner squeezin' 

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

Weiner squeezin' by jakerater July 22, 2009

Weiner-Chamois 

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

Weiner-Chamois by Cor-dog March 21, 2008