Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.

I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.

by Finzano07 April 28, 2012

Weekend Warrior

Weekend Warrior's first and most relevant use of weekend warrior was coined in the regular (full-time) army as a disparaging/derogatory reference to the National Guard from as far back as the Vietnam War.

Oh no, check it out Sergeant, here come the weekend warriors. Corporal, it looks like we're on babysitting duty.

by Upsidedowner1 February 4, 2019

vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

Weekend Visitor

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."

by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008

Wakeskate Weekend

The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.

We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips

by NickMarcus March 20, 2022

The Freaky Weekend

Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...

Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.

by Chiefbombdick April 23, 2018