Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.
Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.
by PC Holmes March 26, 2009
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Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.
those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.
by emily adams September 04, 2006
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Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.
AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel
by James Ripley October 26, 2004
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cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine
Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!
by Matt K. May 27, 2003
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Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin
Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night
by Mrurbandictinary May 09, 2016
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Chest Weasel

Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.
Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew

Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?

Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!
by Rooshdy January 20, 2011
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weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."
by Rufus McGovern January 01, 2009
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