Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010

Black Viking Effect

Phenomenon in historical fiction films in which one or more people of a given race are cast in a setting or time period in which that race was non-existent or rare. Usually done to be politically correct or because the casting company was stupid.

Why does this movie about feudal Japan have white people in it? The director must have been suffering from the Black Viking Effect.

by Baagpiper April 23, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

anal viking

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.

Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.

by lmonk December 29, 2004

Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
????
Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

Violin

The invisible instrument that your friends or collegues play for you when you sound like a little bitch.

You - Dude, how in the fuck does my boss expect me to do all of this bullshit for him on such short notice?

Me - <<playing an invisible violin>>

You - AHHHHHHHHHH !

by Xx-JC-xX October 14, 2009