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Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!
Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!
by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010
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velocipedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to bicycles.
In July of 2013 the Swedish police were looking for a man who had been having sex with parked bicycles. This velocipedophile had been filmed in the act by the owner of one of the defiled bikes.
by ctrlU September 23, 2013
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velky

an outgoing, intelligent, independent, unique person;; and a ride or die kind of chick (she is loyal) she doesn't take shit from anybody but is smart. she's loud and can be selfish but is very giving to people she cares about. she can be a bitch but only when you piss her off other wise she can be very funny, loving && sexy (very very sexy) she has alot of friends and a lot of haters. she's a beautiful girl that will change a guys life with her love.
she turned
She turned out to be a velky, bitter sweet girl.
by Tainia April 16, 2017
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Velco head

Hey you velco head.
by Jake12349 January 15, 2018
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velocitize

to smoke weed and drink alcohol at the same time; synonym for cross-fading, can also be used as “velocitizing” or “velocitized” depending on the tense used in the sentence.
my dude, you tryin’ to velocitize?
by mwojcik May 2, 2019
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velocirex

Speed King.
An asshole who likes to drive/ride over and above the legal speed limit.
Juan Manuel Fangio was a friggin Velocirex.
by velocirex November 27, 2019
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velociraptor blue

she is a female velociraptor with a (special) blue stripe on her sides.(friendly)
by almondmilk_lol12 September 6, 2021
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