Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

ice vanilla

An expression used for being in love but still figuring life out. Sometimes you might think your crush is playing you. But then your life moves on and still in a bad mood..

Man that guy there is been ice vanilla. He hasent found a right one.

by MattWilliams52 April 11, 2017

vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

Vanilla slut

Your basic white girl that sucks off a lot of dudes. People gossip about her and call her a Vanilla slut

Person 1: Did you hear about that girl
Person 2: Yeah she sucked off 3 dudes last week what a Vanilla Slut

by Lord of fartz January 19, 2019

vanilla oreo

(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.

Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.

by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
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by Hi There!! October 22, 2013