A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.
*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012
Get the The Velvet Lionmug. by BlowjobBonnie October 24, 2012
Get the Velvet suckmug. My boyfriend's silky hard penis
by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009
Get the Velvet Batonmug. another name for urine, used to give the original word urine a bit more class when using it for sexual activities i.e golden shower
by mrod2020 May 16, 2010
Get the yellow velvetmug. When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1
"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2
"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2
"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
by XxEmoxX June 17, 2013
Get the Red Velvetmug. When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.
Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!
by professorlovecakes September 20, 2015
Get the red velvetmug. The reason I can no longer talk about one of my favorite bands, Velvet Underground, without some idiot mentioning Scott Weiland's new band.
Myself, talking to my friend: So did you listen to that Velvet Underground record yet?
Fool or clueless girl out of nowhere: Oh, that band with Scott Weiland and Slash?
Fool or clueless girl out of nowhere: Oh, that band with Scott Weiland and Slash?
by Revolver July 25, 2004
Get the velvet revolvermug.