UncleDustin

Noun
1. The Uncle of the famous 'BuddahVega'. Known to be a truthful, reasonable, and extremely good looking man.

2. The cause of 'the' best Cameo that has ever been.
3. The one and only person a girl is ever going to love.

4. Someone worth more that any other possibility and who is unquestionably irreplaceable.

5. Absolutely EVERYTHING.

He swept me off my feet, it was uncledustin from the first moment, and I will love him forever.

by BrokenDame December 1, 2024

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities

"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse

by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011